January 2012
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In which case, you might as well call it the... →
DO GO ON
Jan 26th
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MY LANA DEL REY REVIEW
“Video Games” should be a lot more like this:
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Gun Control
shitmystudentswrite: American settlers also used guns and protected themselves and their family’s from Indian attacks, claim jumpers, and much more. If they had outlawed guns because Billy the Kid killed some people where would we be today? Still living on the west coast, ruled by England?
Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Dear real adult ladies,
I got a sample of Juicy Couture’s new fragrance today at work and it smells exactly like Electric Youth.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Bryan Ferry married his son's girlfriend.
That sounds about right, honestly. 
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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10 Words You Mispronounce That Make People Think... →
harharhar: barebackobama: takeoliveme: (via onemoretimewithfeeling) I feel like an idiot. I’m not telling you guys which word, though. This is the biggest crock of pretentious bullshittery I have ever read. And on that note, “snuck” has in fact been accepted as an appropriate past-tense for “sneak” by the MW dictionary. This is the biggest crock you’ve ever read? Check out some of...
Jan 11th
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Neither me nor LP want to search gross sexual acts...
Can you guys just suggest some that would be a good thing to googlebomb into becoming the new definition of “Tebowing”?
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Lindsay Lohan in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in... →
Sounds about right. 
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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“Brendan Lemon of the Financial Times called the play “this piece of...”
– I’m not even going to tell you what play this is about because that is such a hilarious review! I’ll never laugh again…because I laughed so hard at that. 
Jan 9th
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One of my wife's friends has hated me since the... →
This woman is DEFINITELY played by Sharon Stone in the movie adaptation of Dear Prudence, guys.
Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
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Fan Mail?
Ugh guys! 
Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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What is the deal with Pitbull?
Is he real?
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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I know my New Year’s resolution was to see a cat riding a bicycle—and that still stands, mind you—but I’m wondering if I should add “get out of Brooklyn and the media entirely and start a successful catamaran/rum swizzles business in Bermuda, leaving my computer behind forever” to the list, but then I remembered Bloomberg lives in Bermuda too and FOILED AGAIN BY...
Dec 30th
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Writing, but in very short format!
Hey guys, I just trademarked the word “novelettes” to describe what I’m doing here, please use this word going forward instead of “posting”  or “blogging” and be sure to credit me (looking at you, Life!). 
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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