February 2012
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Why the Patriots will win the Super Bowl on the... →
Why did everyone pretend that this game was going to come down to “whoever had the ball last” and the final drive? Did no one but me remember that the Pats also had the ball last last time? 
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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“I hope Payton Manning is going to come to AZ. That would be great. Not for him....”
– Email from my mom
Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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BREAKING: Doofy, quiet southern dude found more... →
Settle down, science! 
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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“fat-animals is getting 3% of your love”
– This is why tumblr crushes is a bullshit algorithm because fat animals get 100% of my love, dickweeds. 
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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acontinuation asked: The woman who wrote that abomination of a opinion column looks like a dead ringer for Skrillex. It all makes sense now.
Feb 3rd
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It finally happened! →
Someone wrote the worst thing I’ve ever read! I can leave this mortal plain now, having reached opposite enlightenment. 
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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And here come the anecdotes. "I know a woman who's...
labombaworstbestworstblog: My answer: Employed. Second answer: Capitalism! Third answer: Healthcare! None of these answers make sense…or do they? Another “answer”: what kind of job “in Pharma” did this lady have previously, cos if she was a biologist or chemist, that sucks, please keep looking for a job elsewhere doing what you do solving crimes, but if she was a...
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Grayson makes a pancake in the shape of Minnie... →
IT ALSO WAS TECHNICALLY NOT IN THE SHAPE OF MINNIE MOUSE BEING AS SHE LACKED THE KEY DIFFERENTIATOR BETWEEN MINNIE AND MICKEY, WHICH IS THE BOW, BUT DON’T LET “FACTS” STAND IN YOUR WAY HERE!!!!!!!!
Feb 2nd
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thefrogman: I did not see that coming. GPOY
Feb 2nd
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On die antwoord.
dearcoketalk: That video you posted, it had blackface in it. I don’t think that’s right, even for “artistic” purposes. Thank you so much for your thoughtful and deeply nuanced observation that despite any artistic merit or cultural context, satirical performances utilizing racially transgressive imagery might be offensive to those with delicate sensibilities. Clearly, you have the moral high...
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Furthermore
Can I just point out that these politicians from New York and “New England” are all betting really weird shit that seem completely irrelevant to some kind of state pride/fun facts about their states concept that normally guides this kind of shit? So far, bets include: Greek yogurt Craft beer from states that are just pretending to have craft beer traditions Actual human beings who...
Jan 31st
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Senator Chuck Schumer and New Hampshire Senator... →
Neither of the teams in the Super Bowl even live in your states so STOP IT GUYS. 
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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I look forward to the day my generation retires...
I mean, come the fuck on, everyone.
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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OH HEY LADIES, I FOUND YOUR WEBSITE →
Well, h/t to @talisa who found it actually but JUST CLICK THE LINK.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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In which case, you might as well call it the... →
DO GO ON
Jan 26th
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MY LANA DEL REY REVIEW
“Video Games” should be a lot more like this:
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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