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As has been the case throughout his career, it's... →
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"Elite Traveler Group encompasses several print...
“The private jet lifestyle magazine”? SUPERYACHTS? It’s pretty obvious to me that this is a job I should apply for.
Ben Stiller Collection (Meet the Parents - Special... →
What kind of sick fuck wants all of those movies?! “Oh, I’ve been wondering where I could get Reality Bites and Meet the Parents together in one cheap package, thank god!”
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Wanna come work at The Awl? →
I’m great at hatching fun schemes, as all my references will attest to, but terrible at representing myself and my company professionally. Wanna call it even and just close up the position now?
'Fess up, Ally Millar. This is you, isn't it? →
If it was me, it’d have been soaked in spilled Four Loko and I’d have specified exactly how many pages Will Leitch is worth - the way it’s written leaves way too much room for interpretation.
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Giants-Vikings game moved to Monday because the Giants are apparently still trapped in Cleveland or wherever. I mean..what? Some kind of anti-Minnesota midwestern plot to allow Favre an extra day to decide to come back and throw interceptions, I’m guessing.
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Browser History
You know how when you type an address into Firefox, it’ll show the top results, along with the name of the site? Tumblr, when I type you in, the automatically-remembered name of the site is “We’ll be back shortly.” Even Firefox is calling you out, dudes.
Oh shit!!! IHOP coming to Manhattan!!! →
timeoutnewyork:
chrismohney:
Yeah but of course it’s in Times Square. Call me when Waffle House gets here.
There’s a perfectly good IHOP in Downtown Brooklyn. Just saying.
You’re kind of glossing over the fact that there already is one in Manhattan, btw. And has been for literally years now.
Hello!!!
Is it even legal for Mozilla to just buy some red pandas?! If so, why do people keep telling me it is not legal for me to buy some red pandas?! What kind of corporate-overlord America am I even living in?!
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ThingsThatWillEndPoorly.com
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