January 2012
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What is the deal with Pitbull?
Is he real?
December 2011
38 posts
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I know my New Year’s resolution was to see a cat riding a bicycle—and that still stands, mind you—but I’m wondering if I should add “get out of Brooklyn and the media entirely and start a successful catamaran/rum swizzles business in Bermuda, leaving my computer behind forever” to the list, but then I remembered Bloomberg lives in Bermuda too and FOILED AGAIN BY...
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Writing, but in very short format!
Hey guys, I just trademarked the word “novelettes” to describe what I’m doing here, please use this word going forward instead of “posting” or “blogging” and be sure to credit me (looking at you, Life!).
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Cover connections
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I found the next level! →
How the hell is there NOT already a person in New York selling these? I call dibs on this one.
My New Year's Resolution, help me keep it!
In 2012, I would like to see a cat riding a bicycle.
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Of course Gawker found something more... →
I think one of the things I definitely believe, is if your average homeless person spent 30-40 dollars a month on a gym membership, they could shave and shower, keep warm for most of the day, maybe stay fit and like they’d have a good opportunity to look at jobs, and maybe another 20 dollars month to store stuff. I’m just surprised that people don’t do this more often.
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Foster the People’s unlikely hit “Pumped Up... →
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Yo, I know this is a "Ryan O'Connell piece for... →
I can’t even really think about it to match with a cat or anything for Thought Gato Log because what is this?
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Lessons Learned in 2011
fightwithknives:
Just like you didn’t see 27 Dresses when it came out, begin avoiding 95% of writing that uses personal pronouns, which means almost everything online. It doesn’t matter if it’s written by someone you’ve met in real life, or in a publication you’ve read any liked before. If it’s someone who claims “my ‘I’ gives me transparency,” they are playing football and you want to be...
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“I will be in a meeting with the Trumps (Donald, Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric) at...”
– These are the types of emails I get (could also be titled that’s when I reached for my revolver, I guess). This guy stone-cold walked into a meeting with us and started telling us how many Rolexes he owned as an introduction so I don’t know.
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