I know my New Year’s resolution was to see a cat riding a bicycle—and that still stands, mind you—but I’m wondering if I should add “get out of Brooklyn and the media entirely and start a successful catamaran/rum swizzles business in Bermuda, leaving my computer behind forever” to the list, but then I remembered Bloomberg lives in Bermuda too and FOILED AGAIN BY NEW YORK. 

So, yeah, it’s just the cat on a bike thing still.