“Wanna support the hospitality industry? Wait until tonight to eat out because your waiters are more hungover than you. ALSO: Brunch ain’t a meal.” Just a friendly New Year’s Day PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT from The Bad Deal. I’m proud to say I haven’t brunched since November 2010 and I encourage you join me in the fight to END BRUNCH forever by giving it up for all of 2012. You can make those $12 eggs yourself at home for just $1. Here’s the recipe: crack the eggs, then cook them. It’s that simple. But we’ll take things one hungover weekend morning at a time. Skip brunch today and next Saturday is still a week away.
#ENDBRUNCHFOREVER
Ugh, now I have to choose sides in the war on brunch? Fine, LET’S DO THIS. On behalf of all brunch overtippers, I declare you our mortal enemy. #TEAMBRUNCH
You can also make your $28 dinner entree yourself too but no one ever seems to throw a tantrum about getting dinner. This is so stupid. As Tyler said, get a goddamn sandwich and call it lunch?
