Can I just point out that these politicians from New York and “New England” are all betting really weird shit that seem completely irrelevant to some kind of state pride/fun facts about their states concept that normally guides this kind of shit? So far, bets include:

• Greek yogurt
• Craft beer from states that are just pretending to have craft beer traditions
• Actual human beings who are being forced to go to completely unrelated sporting events in the enemy territory city
• Seriously though Greek yogurt

Also why will no one bet with John Kerry, hmmmm? Are they afraid of the fisticuffs?