nicolars:

celebraterickysargulesh:

placesweusedtogo:

I swear, every time I click on a Yelp link on Google “just to check to see if they take reservations” I get sucked into a never-ending wormhole of increasing hatred of everyone else who lives in my neighborhood. My favorite ever was some chick who wrote multiple reviews of increasingly hysteric…

Is there a “Yelp Assholes” Tumblr? Should we start one?

YES. Yelpers are the most disgusting savages.

This is actually not a bad idea. I feel like I post something about Yelp being awful near weekly at this point.